Why do I need this?
Internet dating has been one of the success stories of the online era and millions of lonely singles log-in and send messages every day worldwide. However these vast numbers cause a problem in itself as it’s all too easy to get ignored or passed over. You really need to stand out from the crowd to get the partner of your dreams. It really is a volume game and we act as your “secret weapon” giving you the edge to success and finding happiness.
Could I not just do this all myself?
Certainly. But you would need a rather “broad” skills set including: marketing, design, communications and psychology. We recognise that our service is not for everyone. It is designed with those in mind who are used to the very best and do not mind paying a little extra for professionals to improve their chances. In the same way that if your car breaks down you can either try and fumble around and fix it yourself or pay someone else to do it for you and get on with the more important things in life that you are good at.
You seem quite expensive?
Again, our service is not for everyone. But if you consider the amount you spend on dating subscriptions, drinks, dinner etc. plus all the time in reading, writing and sending emails. However if you consider you are getting the combined experience and skills of our entire agency working as a team to meet your goals and without sounding clichéd “can you put a price on happiness”?
Is this not all just a bit embarrassing?
Times and attitudes change. Ten years ago the people who were laughing at others for doing online dating are now most probably doing it themselves. Our clinic is anonymously located and all meetings and services offered are on a strictly confidential basis. Surely the truth is that being alone is far more embarrassing?
Do you work with gay, lesbian and bi-sexual clients?
Of course. In fact online dating is often the ideal way to meet your ideal partner while avoiding any potentially social bigotry sadly still present in society. All we ask if that all our clients are seriously about trying to enter into a relationship. There are already enough “players” out there!
I am a very hopeless case. Will you be able to help me?
If everyone was 7ft tall bronzed gods and goddesses the world would be a rather boring place. We would also be out of work! Provided you are a nice person at heart then you have nothing to fear.
Do you provide any form of guarantee?
There are so many external factors at play that we can never predict how our client’s love lives will develop and we would be extremely dubious of anyone who did! However provided you allow us to work our magic and follow our rules then you will certainly have a much better chance of finding your dream partner.
Sounds great! How do I get started?
Go to our contacts page and drop us a line. When an appointment has been arranged we will send you a pre-contact questionnaire which we ask all new clients to complete before their first meeting.
